It's a perfectly sane food to eat.

I don't eat hot dogs, but maybe I should. They seemed to be making news today. The "twinkie cheese dog" sounds like it could be a true test of my cholesterol medication:

Remember Fifth Third burger? Take our poll on what should be next West Michigan Whitecaps delicacy - MLive.com

Surely hot dogs are a subversive food now that Michelle Obama is combatting childhood obesity. The way I see it, the final solution to this fat kid problem is to kill 'em with hot dogs:

Pediatricians push for hot dogs to get warning label; 'kid-friendly' food poses choking hazard

Seriously, though...I warning label?!? It's my belief that all food should have a warning label regarding the choking hazard.